I would like to abuse my posi6ion (yes posi6ion) of power by having a hissy fit about Real Player in general. Everything about it infuriates me and reduces me to swearing at my computer LIKE THAT'S GOING TO HELP!! It just fucking sucks. To be childish about it.
Other applications that BUG me - SoundJam and QuickTime. Also, Windows Media Player - it works ok, I just don't like it one little bit.